Friday, June 3, 2011
"One if by Land, and Two if by Sea..."
So, Sarah Palin visited Paul Revere's house and the Old North Church yesterday and sang his praises in her own unique way. According to Palin, Paul Revere was:
"He who warned, uh, the ... the British that they weren't gonna be taking away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells and, um, by making sure that as he's riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that, uh, we were gonna be secure and we were gonna be free ... and we were gonna be armed."
Clearly, her grasp of American history is so intuitive that she will make an amazing president and put George W.'s malapropisms to shame.