Dear Hillary Clinton,
I saw you on the news tonight as you demanded the release of those hikers in Iran. Unfortunately, no one can hear what you are saying because we are too distracted by that thing on your head. Seriously, save the headbands for little girls and twenty-something fashionistas. You are no longer the First Lady of Arkansas, so stop dressing like it. Show a little respect for the third most powerful position in the country. Madeleine Albright would never stoop so low as to wear a headband, especially when the lives of American civilians are at stake. I just thought you should know.