Today's the Texas Primary, which includes the gubernatorial candidates, so don't forget to vote! Especially if you're sick of "Good Hair" Perry, as Molly Ivins called him, and who isn't by now?
If you're interested in hair, there's always Farouk Shami. When I got my hair cut recently, my hairstylist was raving about her new digital CHI. So, I told her its creator is running for governor, and she said, "Well, he's got my vote!"
If Shami wins, will that mark the end of hair helmets at the Capitol?