Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Dear Denise Richards...

When you go on Oprah to bash your ex-husband, even if he is a loser like Charlie Sheen, please be sure to double check that your fake tan is evenly applied to your hands. With these new-fangled HDTVs, you can clearly see everything, and I'm not the only one who noticed. Just thought you might want to know, since, as you reminded us, your children were watching, and we all know how hard you strive to be a role model for them.